Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 9 October 2016

Dear Diary,
Well here I am in my alone room, dictating my diary entry to a new flunkie, er, what's your name there Butch? You see that hot babe out there on your way in?

Anyways, I went to my shrink and he said something and I wrote down the word and had my assistants take care of it. Now I have all these narcissists all over the suite. I don't get it.