Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 7 October 2016

Well, no one thought I would make it this far in the Presidential race with my political strategy. That of course, being to say and do so many crazy things that the press can't help but write about it. And the U.S. is so celebrity-crazy, any news, even negative, is good! Americans just eat this stuff up!

Now, I'm going to say terminally ill people should hold off dying until they get to vote for me today. I'll bet my numbers go up!