Donald Trump - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Donald Trump. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Donald Trump would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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August 2018

Saturday 25 August 2018

I don't know why I can't inspire more loyalty and all my old cronies are turning on me. Everybody knows how awesome I am, how my name on a product wil...

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Thursday 09 August 2018

Everyone always asks me how I can keep all the facts I know straight. Of course, I don't want to tell them I just make it all up as I go along, but an...

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July 2018

Tuesday 10 July 2018

Well, I think my trip to London will be good. I want to ask Queenie if she could like "King me" since I'm already head of a country. I'm just thinking...

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June 2018

Monday 25 June 2018

I can't believe the shit I get away with! I've got the dumbest and most corrupt Cabinet ever, I say stupid shit all the time and then tweet even dumbe...

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May 2018

Thursday 03 May 2018

I'm off twitter now - the legal people are writing it for me! They don't trust me to say the RIGHT THING!! I ask you - with the stormy pro around t...

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April 2018

Sunday 15 April 2018

Really, things are going to plan, they really are. It is all going to be so beautiful, so beautiful. All those voters, they were right. All good peopl...

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Thursday 05 April 2018

This is Donald Trump, Jr., righting for my daddy. He just wanted me to rite how unfare it is that Daddy is being blamed for all this stuff that happen...

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March 2018

Tuesday 13 March 2018

Daddy asked me to write for him in his diary again since he is too plastered, I mean medicated, to hold a pen. He always picks me, Eric, for the reall...

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