Donald Trump - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Donald Trump. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Donald Trump would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2018

Saturday 08 December 2018

I know when I'm making a good impression and I KILLED at the Bush funeral. Giving my coat to that flunky servicemen in front of all those sorry ex-pre...

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Friday 07 December 2018

I don't know why everybody keeps telling me to take it easy and to be careful what I say blah blah blah. I just talked to my excellent attorney, Rudy...

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November 2018

Monday 19 November 2018

Oh shit! I'm afraid those fuckin' Demos are gonna come after my tax forms. There are too many secrets there I don't want known! Like, how I cheated, d...

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Tuesday 06 November 2018

Time to go out and yell to my followers who are looking to see and worship me! And I am so giving and wonderful to let them, I can never let anything...

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October 2018

Sunday 28 October 2018

Why don't people believe me like they should? I should have the trust of EVERY American! Every American who doesn't trust me is a traitor! It's real...

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August 2018

Saturday 25 August 2018

I don't know why I can't inspire more loyalty and all my old cronies are turning on me. Everybody knows how awesome I am, how my name on a product wil...

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Thursday 09 August 2018

Everyone always asks me how I can keep all the facts I know straight. Of course, I don't want to tell them I just make it all up as I go along, but an...

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July 2018

Tuesday 10 July 2018

Well, I think my trip to London will be good. I want to ask Queenie if she could like "King me" since I'm already head of a country. I'm just thinking...

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Breaking news…

Trump Family Publishes List of Places They Will Build New Trump Hotels

Coincidentally, they are all located in countries with no extradition treaty with the U.S.
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