Donald Trump - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Donald Trump. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Donald Trump would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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April 2018

Sunday 15 April 2018

Really, things are going to plan, they really are. It is all going to be so beautiful, so beautiful. All those voters, they were right. All good peopl...

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Thursday 05 April 2018

This is Donald Trump, Jr., righting for my daddy. He just wanted me to rite how unfare it is that Daddy is being blamed for all this stuff that happen...

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March 2018

Tuesday 13 March 2018

Daddy asked me to write for him in his diary again since he is too plastered, I mean medicated, to hold a pen. He always picks me, Eric, for the reall...

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Friday 09 March 2018

This is Eric, writing in Daddy's diary because he is so BUSY lately. He's got Korean dictators to threaten, process servers to avoid, porn stars to pa...

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Friday 02 March 2018

This is Eric, writing for my Daddy. He doesn't want anyone to know that he's having a nervous breakdown, on top of his usual dementia. I'm supposed to...

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Friday 02 March 2018

Dear Diary, Time to do my daily sweep for Obama's bugs. I know they're still here somewhere. Wait! What's that? Is one of those Secretive Service guys...

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February 2018

Saturday 17 February 2018

My lawyer says I have to make out an up-to-date will. My old one leaves everything to Marla and Tiffany and Ivanka. I guess I can put the 2 stooges, D...

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Monday 12 February 2018

Melania's been acting strange ever since my payoff to Stormy Tempest became public. She hasn't talked to me or even been near me since the story broke...

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