Donald Trump - My Fake Diary
Monday, 21 December 2015
December 21, 2015
Dear Diary,
I've been reading about myself in The Spoof today.
I find there is a lot of nasty comments about me.
But I'm used to that. People have always been unfriendly.
And, that's understandable considering the things I say.
I'm one hell-uva jerk. I alienate people left and right. The democrats don't like me nor do the republicans.
But I know and don't care.
I like the excitement of getting people all messed up. So I'm going to humiliate people and do the demagogue thing.
But it's lonely at the top, fighting off those do-gooders.
Thank God I'm the Donald.
Having billions doesn't hurt.
And I'm no dumb idiot like Gates giving away his money to charity.
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