Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 15 December 2015

I am glad the world is finally getting to see my greatness. It won't be long until they start selling Donald Trump wigs, like they did with the Beatles when they first came out. Hey, I should probably get on that! Can't let someone else cash in on MY hair! Maybe I should get my apprentices working on that.
I spent all morning looking through all my employee records and purging all the known Mexicans. Glad that's done.
So much to do, so little time.

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