Donald Trump - My Fake Diary
Thursday, 31 March 2016
Please, if anyone is reading this, Donald Trump is holding me hostage and making me write his diary entries. He has my faithful dog Drumpf hidden away and says that as long as I keep writing diary entries, Drumpf will be okay. PLEASE, someone, help me! Trump is such an egoist, I'm going crazy...oh no, here he comes...