Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Monday, 29 July 2013

"Do you know what my favorite line is in that Apprentice gig I've got going on? It's when I say, "so-and-so, 'YOU'RE FIRED!'" Yes, I really love this. Everyone tells me the only person I should yell 'YOU'RE FIRED!' to is my barber. But I don't even see a barber, it's a toupee. I think I'll go out and buy the biggest megaphone I can buy, with all the latest whistles and bells, then I'll walk down Madison Avenue and scream into the thing 'YOU'RE FIRED!' to everyone I see. Then I'll visit the White House, walk into the Oval Office and scream 'YOU'RE FIRED!' to Obama. I don't like all this fake news, especially when I'm in it. So I might go to England, find The Spoof office and yell at Mark, 'YOU'RE FIRED!'

- Oh, how I love to shout, 'YOU'RE FIRED!'"...