Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 16 July 2013

Dear Diary - This Zimmerman trial has taken away my spotlight. I hate when someone or something steps on my publicity toes.

I hate it. I have to do or say something way out of line in order to regain the front page.

I am Donald Trump, The Charming Billionaire, and I demand loyalty, respect, and one hell of a tax break and I better get it or else I'll start with my birther BS again.

Donald Trump