Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 13 August 2013

Dear Dairy - I am one mad billionaire. I just heard that President Barack Obama has taken yet another vacation.

I'm not 100 percent sure, but I think that it is his 17th vacation so far this year.

Heck, I guess that maybe I will run for president in 2016 under my own party, which I am calling The Trumpicans.

And I am not partial. I will not hesitate to put rogue Republicans like that Sarah "Snowflake" Palin in her place.

Donald Trump