Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 25 June 2013

Dear Diary - Gosh I hate not being in the limelight. Now that my fantastic show Celebrity Apprentice is off the air, I feel that people have forgotten all about me.

I guess I'll just be the same old jerk I've always been and try to stir up some trouble with my arrogant, sarcastic nature.

Maybe I can cook up something regarding Paula Deen, ah no pun intended.

Donald Trump