Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 21 July 2013

Dear Diary - I am tired of hearing people say that they want to place an embargo on Florida. Well I don't think that's a good idea because if we here in New York City have to buy oranges from California they are going to triple in price.

I think that what I am going to do if this kind of talk keeps up is I will just up and buy the entire state of Florida and move my corporate offices down there.

Heck, I may even film my fantastic show Celebrity Apprentice in Key West.

Donald Trump