Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 28 August 2013

Dear Diary - I just heard that Kim Jong Un wants to purchase an apartment in Manhattan.

Well I am going to do everything in my power to make sure that, that does not happen. I do not want that North Korean leader to live anywhere close to me.

I don't like the man because he is always threatening to fire off his missiles at Japan, South Korea, and even Los Angeles.

And besides have you seen his silly ass hairdo? I mean who in their right mind would walk around looking like that?

Donald Trump


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