Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 6 August 2013

Dear Diary - I cannot stand to see Anthony Weiner and Edward Snowden getting all of the publicity. I am Mr. New York City and I deserve to be on the front pages.

I guess that I am just going to have to say some dumb, stupid remark so that the press can run with it and get my name out there.

Also that fruit cake Lindsay Lohan does not help matters any now that she has been released from the rehab clinic.

Maybe I can say something offensive about Governor Chris Christie or that hateful horse looking woman Ann Coulter.

Donald Trump

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