Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 14 June 2013

Dear Diary - Regarding all of this phone conversation mumbo jumbo I really do not care if anyone listens in on my phone conversations because when I am talking about my private matters I talk using the Sioux Indian language.

I took an Internet Sioux language course last year and I am proud to say that I received a score of 99. I missed the question on the color of General George Armstrong Custer's hair; it was blonde and not brown.

Donald Trump