Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 5 October 2011

Dear Diary -

Well I am in the middle of trying to figure out which celebrities I am going to be hiring to appear on the upcoming season of my show Celebrity Apprentice.

I had seriously thought about Hank Williams Jr., but after his remark where he compared President Obama to Hitler I decided that I would scratch him off the list.

I have also scratched Brett Favre because it looks like he may be playing for the Dallas Cowboys.

I am still considering Ann Coulter even though my attorney has advised me against using her because of her big, dumb-ass, anti-Liberal mouth.

Donald Trump.