Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 29 November 2011

Dear Diary -

Well I have been receiving lots and lots of emails, text messages, tweets, and phone calls from people asking me to please jump into the GOP presidential race.

Everyone tells me that I am the only one who has a chance of going up against President Obama.

I've been telling people that since last year but no one listens.

And regarding Rick Perry and Mitt Romney's hairdo's, I got those two dudes beat by a country mile.

So I will be calling up poster shops this week and getting prices on political posters that read "The Hair Cares - Trump in '12"

Donald Trump

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