Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 21 July 2011

Dear Diary -

Well my little Ivanka is now a mommy. Little hell the bitch, excuse my language, is 6 feet tall.

She presented me with a granddaughter whom she and what's-his-name named Arabella Rose.

I kinda like the name but I don't like the nickname that they are going to call her ArabRo.

I don't like Arabs. In fact I like them less than I do Rosie O'Donnell and Nene Leakes. People ask me why and I think it's probably because I got burned on an Arabian carpet deal back in 1999, that cost me $400,000.

Oh well. I think I'll just call little Arabella Rose, Betty.

Donald Trump

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