Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 17 November 2011

Dear Diary -

Well now that it has been determined that Justin Bieber is not the father of the baby we can all move on to more pressing matters like why isn't Jessica Simpson's fiancé going to marry her before the baby is born?

And why is that flaky bitch Kim Kardashian refusing to give Kris Humphries back his $2 million wedding ring? And when are the greedy NBA owners and players going to come to their friggin senses.

Donald Trump