Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 25 August 2011

Dear Diary -

Well I was thinking about getting back into the presidential race but now that Governor Rick Perry of Texas has gotten into the race I can forget all about that.

I may be a lot of things, but one of them isn't stupid. I know that he is going to kick everyone's ass including Sarah "Snowflake" Palin's and Michele "Hair Spray" Bachmann's.

Tim Pawlenty was smart, the little fella dropped out and realized that there was no sense in him wasting anymore of his money.

I wonder how long before that black clown Herman Cain drops out. That is one arrogant jackass.

Well I gotta go. I have an appointment with my hairdresser. Gotta keep my 'do' looking good.

Donald Trump