Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Friday, 1 July 2011

Dear Diary -

Well now that New York has passed the law that gays can get married it sure does seems like the wedding bells have not stopped ringing in the hundreds of Big Apple churches.

I recently spoke to a manger of a local Safeway and he told me that he is having trouble keeping rice in stock.

I understand that couples are even coming up from Florida, Georgia, and the two Carolinas to get hitched up in the state that some GOPers are starting to call the "Flake State."

Donald Trump