Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Monday, 1 August 2011

Well as if my hairdo hasn't caused enough laughs, now it's my f*****g name, I am told,that it is freaking hilarious to some folk. 'Trump' apparently means FART in some parts of the world.

I can't win....ouch I've got a leg cramp...shit that's all I need.

Gotta walk it off....ow! ow! ow! ow! ow!