Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Dear Diary -

It appears that I might be getting myself back into the presidential race. I just heard that Tim Pawlenty has dropped out of the race.

He finished second to Michele Bachmann in the Iowa Straw Vote Poll. I hate to see that loudmouth bitch leading the GOP pack.

She made fun of my hairdo when she was in Missouri last week. Well at least my hair is real and not a wig like her hair is.

Real hair has a cowlick. Her hair does not have a cowlick.

I am going to like kicking her caboose in the presidential primaries. I can hardly wait to personally "Fire" her big Minnesota ass!

Donald Trump

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