Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 12 October 2011

Dear Diary -

I am getting tired of people asking me if I am going to run for president or not.

People ask me that friggin question every damn place I go. The other day I was in the bathroom at a Pizza Gal Restaurant and the guy in the next urinal looked at me and asked if I was running.

I told him that I was peeing at the moment. He laughed so hard he almost wet his Nike's.

Donald Trump

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