Donald Trump - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 13 November 2011

Dear Diary -

I just saw the latest debate and I kinda wish now that I had stayed in the race.

I know for sure that I can beat Rick Santorum and Jon Huntsman.

I think that Herman Cain's goose is cooked because of his "PizzaGate" mess.

And Michele Bachmann is kind of like a sissy-girl version of Sarah Palin.

I just may surprise everyone. I am really thinking about throwing my toupee in the ring. I mean my hat.

Donald Trump


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