Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 20 April 2022

Gosh, crikey, phwoar. I really must thank that Michael Made-up character for taking some of the flack this week. I mean it was a bit close to the pail what he said, about nurses and teachers drinking and whatnot, but spiffing show chap.

I just hope that none of them was on the pop when I had that Covid thing. Bloody inconvenient it was, I can tell you. Still, gives me something else in common with Donald Trump. As well as both being genius-level leaders, and like cat-nip to the ladies, we have both survived Covid. Not bad. Not bad at all.