Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 5 April 2022

So, I suppose I could read the papers today, and see what's happening in the world, outside my metropolitan bubble.

Gosh, crikey, I see no one really likes Politicians. It is really a good job that I am not one of those, isn't it? I mean, fancy having to lead the hoi-polloi, the little people, and leading by example.

No, I am one of those writer types. Where did I leave my Quill? Gosh, have you seen my quill?