Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 6 May 2022

Well, that went well, didn't it?

I mean I am still in power, aren't I? I may not have everyone's support, and I wait to see what Michael Made-Up has to say about it all, but I am sure that I will still have him blethering on about what a grand job I have been doing all this time.

Toodle pip, I have governing to do, don't you know, and no mistake.