Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 20 April 2022

Well, that was a bit of a to-do, wasn't it?

I mean I knew that she knew a bit about Culture, but Nadine Dories selling The Blue Peter garden was a brilliant idea. That will get all of the woke lot of my back for a while.

We sell a beloved Relic of a childhood memory, and everyone forgets about our incompetence. Next, we shall sell Camberwick Green and the windmill from Jonathan Creek. Gosh, Cricky, Phwoar....Gosh