Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 10 March 2022

Gosh, crikey, I am really out of my depth here, aren't I?

I mean those pesky Russians with their money, and these football chaps. I mean I knighter Gavin Williamson, and that was such a thing about nothing, wasn't it?

Carrie and the dog are no real hope either. Personally, I don't know how big Davey C and Theresa M managed to do such a good job.

Anyway, I better start swimming, or I will sink like a stone. That was from a song, wasn't it, one of those Ed Sheeran ones. He was in Game of Thrones you know. Kept his clothes on though. A good chap there, and no mistake.