Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Monday, 12 September 2022

Well,

I don't think that Liz Truss has found the Prawns that I hid in the Curtain rails yet, or the super glue that I put all over the floor so that her shoes stick to them.

Good show, what.

Jacob Rees Mogg was round the other day, asking if I had seen the Govester. I just laughed in his face.