Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 1 April 2022

Gosh, Crikey, Phwoar.

April Fool's Day again, and I have not played any tricks on anyone.

I mean, I could have. I should have. I should have told that Keir Starmer bloke that he could have No 10. I could have sent something to Donald Trump, offering him the use of Buckingham Palace, but I decided not to.

What am I like? I am not the king, yet, am I?