Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 2 September 2022

Well, those two holidays to Greece near wiped me out, and no mistake.
I am looking forward to some holiday from Monday when I no longer have to work for the Prime Minister's Office.

What, I was the Prime Minister? I just thought I was his spokesman. Now, that explains all of the anger from people I had never met.

Oh well, onwards and downwards as some people say.

Toodle pip