Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 27 August 2022

Well, you know what they say.
Incompetence breeds incompetence, so that is why after my charming, successful foray as Prime Minister, they will replace me with someone equally as charming, attractive and spiffing.

Penny Mordaunt is out? Gosh, that is worse than I thought. Who is left in?

Liz Truss???? THAT IS A DISGRACE

Rishi Sunak? That is even worse.

God help us all then. At least I was only doing it for the laughs.