Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 12 December 2021

How do I sleep at night?

That is a question that I am often asked as if my sleeping patterns have anything to do with anything.

I sleep very well thanks, although there are these two young, very small human beings around, who make a lot of noise, I am told that it is only natural.

Only the other day Carrie was asked how she would cope looking after three babies, but I think she only has two at the moment to think about, doesn't she?

Oh, were they talking about me? Gosh, crickey, phwoar, that's not really great, is it?