Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 11 December 2021

Gosh, that was a close one, and no mistake.

Still, another week closer to the end, and I am still here. The Teflon minister, Carrie was right, we can do anything, and get away with it.

Thank God the royal guardian of the wallpaper did such a grand job.

He was the Grand Fromage, the big cheese. It is bad enough to have a party a year ago, and have to deny it, but imagine if something bad had happened to the wallpaper. That would have been even worse.

Still, only the two babies to keep me awake now. I mean, what else can go wrong. If I wasn't so quick at thinking on my toes, things could be so much worse.

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