Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 21 May 2021

Gosh, Crikey, well I am reliably informed that tomorrow is the televisual treat that is Eurovision.

Myself, Carrie, Wilf, Dilyn and the expensive wallpaper will be crowding around the television to watch it. I hope Cliff Richard wins it this year, he has been trying to for so long.

Sorry, I confused Cliff Richard with Tim Henman and Eurovision with Wimbledon.
Crikey, it is easily done, isn't it?