Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 16 October 2020

Gosh, crikey, phwoar.

WELL, today seems to be going really well, doesn't it? I mean, all of these great ideas out, and Dom says it isn't enough. Then we have the mayor of Manchester asking for more. Now, I don't really recall anyone ever asking for more, do you?

Anyway, I told him that he was a very bad leader. I am a good leader, the best leader, Donald told me that. I am Donald's special little soldier.