Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 20 February 2021
Gosh, crikey, phwoar.
For a moment, I forgot that I am the British Prime Minister. That joke about OJ Simpson was well below the standards expected from a man in my position.
It was tone-deaf and years out of date, but then if Jimmy Carr can get away with that type of bullshit, I think I probably can. After all, David Cameron did interrupt himself as Prime Minister to talk about Jimmy Carr.
I think that is what I should do. Who are the young, cutting edge comedians people are talking about these days? Michael McIntyre? Are you sure? Josh Widdicombe? Ann's relation? Is he young, thrusting and cutting edge? Does he pay his taxes on time? Oh, someone else would be better.
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