Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 22 July 2012

I was recently offered the Brazil national team coach job, it is very tempting to me, because apart from being one of the best teams in the world, Man City would not be able to poach any of my players, well I suppose they could, sign them all, and they could all be 'suddenly injured' before every match.

Brazil play a lot of friendlies in Europe to resolve the issue of players refused to travel long distance to South America for friendlies. In fact they even play 'home matches' at the Emirate stadium. Maybe I can job share - two teams in one stadium?

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