Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Monday, 16 July 2012

Mancini has just been awarded a new five year deal at Man City paying him £7.5 million per year.

I had to read that twice when i first saw it, thought it was 7.5m for 5 years, 1.5m a year. So basically the guy is earning about 4 times a year what I earn, using all my ex-players (and coaches) with Robin Van Persie on his way there anyday.

I am half expecting Jeremy Beadle to jump out of a coffin and say its all part of a prank being played on me...