Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 8 July 2012

It would seem that everybody, and by everybody I mean all my ex-players who make a living talking to the media instead of actually managing football teams like I do - have an opinion on the Robin Van Persie situation.

Ray Parlour & Stewart Robson say let him go. If he's not happy it will affect the dressing room, so I should free some money up to bring in new players. Winterburn & Sol Campbell say spend big to prove to him its worth staying.
Crikey - get them a slot on Mastermind - Subject: The Bleedin' Obvious.

They have all overlooked I have already signed Podolski & Giroud. Sadly, in terms of transfers, that's probably where the story will end.