Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 July 2012

Today I am meeting with Robin Van Persie to discuss his future.

He has made a statement on his website saying he will not sign a new contract, so what should I do? Keep him one more season and let him go for free in May, or sell him now to Man City.

And should I bring flowers for Robin, or give him a copy of my favourite book, 50 Shades of Grey. Robin is very attractive player, I will miss him if I do not see him on the training ground every day...


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