Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Friday, 20 July 2012

We are off on our pre-season tour of Asia, but there is confusion over whether Robin Van Persie will join us.

The club have had three bids for RVP, from Man City, United and Juventus. None of the bids have met the £25 million we want.

It is July 20th now. With my luck, we will not get the offer of £25 million until August 30th - the day before the transfer window closes, leaving me one deay to find a replacement of similar quality.