Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 29 July 2012

Final game of the pre-season trip in Hong Kong: Kitchee 2 Arsenal 2

Well we should have won the game, we dominated possession, had loads of chances. In fact we threw everything but the kitchen sink at them.

In fact, a bit like when that tub of lard appeared on Have I got News For You in place of Roy Hattersley, the kitchen sink will be a squad regular in the coming season. I'm just waiting for Van Persie to go before giving it a squad number.