Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 25 July 2012
People think we are in Malayasia for a pre-season tour to get fitness and raise the clubs profile, but there is another reason.
I am plotting to sell Robin Van Persie to the top club in the area, Shanghai Shenu i think they are called. Nicolas Anelka is the coach and Drogba is their latest signing from the premier league.
By accepting the cash from Shanghai it means Manchester City (and United) will miss out - and we won't have to play against him next season - or read about his match-winning goals every week!
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