Ugly, fat double standard pig Biman Abbott, known for spouting socialism but wallowing in capitalism, was today appointed 'Shadow Home Secretary' - in clarification, Jeremy Carbuncle, leader of the faiL-abour party said - "well, we'll spend that long...
IT'S OFFICIAL!!!! The BREXIT will kill you! Careful now you pseudo-racist freedom thinkers - (Whoop Whoop) the big bad BREXIT will slain you and your families if you even THINK about voting leave! "Look what's happened" said Feary McFearface, "...
Over-hyped charity and equal equalities mad charity Kids Deserve It! was today embroiled in a see it a mile-off scandal that, after seeing it's Chief Exec, Manmilla DahdahdahdahdahdahdahdahBatmaaaan, ousted in an 'apparent' financial related issue a...
The coalition Government has announced the first in a series of measures that will lead to the hammering home of nails into the lid of the NHS coffin. Within 3 years time, the ConDems have announced that they will be putting all the cash into the...
BP has announced that after the failure of Top-Hat, Top-Kill and the underperforming 'Top-Cap', they are ready to launch their next oil stemming attempt...Top-Cat. Less than bright Engineers who could not ever have envisaged that something like th...
Paris Hilten is slighlty ahead today in a popularity contest with the BNP. Since publication, Spoof articles relating to Hilten and the BNP have received significantly higher numbers than any other articles with Hilten pipping the far right party...
Police Asst. Commissionaire Tupac Guffur has today sold his principles for a large amount of cash. 'Now that I've received a huge pay-off from the Met, I no longer think they are a bit racialist' he said. In what was being lauded as one of the gre...
That's the message from Trainee Chancellor Alistair Darling today after he announced the revitalisation of 19th Century style Press Gangs to roam around the UK raising funds for the Government coffers. 'The plan is to position teams near cashpoint...
The release of the BNP's membership details on the internet has revealed some unexpected names. Top of the unexpected list is Prime Chancellor Gordon Browne. When Asked, the Rt Hon Mr Browne said 'OK - it's a fair cop, I've been with them for year...
Three people were stabbed at the 'Urban Music' Awards at the O2 Arena yesterday in what police have described as 'an unsurprising knife related event'. Usually there is strict security at the venue - even to the extent that when you visit the cine...
After 255 years of ruining the whole of a Friday night TV entertainment each year, the Big Bottom Broadcasting Company has finally conceded that it's annual 'Children in Need' monopolisation of the BBBC1 airwaves is 'as boring as fu*k'. Terry Wigo...
Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool football clubs have been called into FA headquarters to '...explain what the fu*k they are playing at'. FA Chaiman Brian Balddick called an urgent meeting with the Owners and Managers of the clubs concerned to get t...
Radio Shock Jock Chris Moylze was today embroiled in a bitter race row that is sending shockwaves through the Big Bottom Broadcasting Company (BBBC) only days after one of his colleagues was sacked from her show in similar circumstances. Iamafta S...
In another shocking blunder, it was revealed today that doctors at 4 different hospitals in Kent failed to spot a patient whose head was completely decapitated from his body. 'It's absolutely disgusting' said a hospital cleaner this morning as she...
Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkeson (47) was shot at today by Director General of the BBC Mark Thomson. In dramatic scenes at the Top Gear offices this morning, Jezza was sat at his desk playing with his Matchbox dinky cars contemplating the compl...
As a result of the US elections today, the UK government has today announced that it is going to exhume the remains of Enoch Powell and make a full adult clone of him before January 2009 so that he can formally hand over the 'Whip Hand' to President...
In a predictable roll-out, Governor of California Arnold Schwartsenegger gave his mono-syllabic public support for Senator McCains and Alaskan PTA Governor Sarah Palein. Schwartsenegger bounded on stage right to thunderous cheers from the assemble...
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