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Funny story: 'NHS is all over' announce ConDems

'NHS is all over' announce ConDems

The coalition Government has announced the first in a series of measures that will lead to the hammering home of nails into the lid of the NHS coffin. Within 3 years time, the ConDems have announced that they will be putting all the cash into the...
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Funny story: Top-Drawer...New ideas from BP Seagull Murderers.

Top-Drawer...New ideas from BP Seagull Murderers.

BP has announced that after the failure of Top-Hat, Top-Kill and the underperforming 'Top-Cap', they are ready to launch their next oil stemming attempt...Top-Cat. Less than bright Engineers who could not ever have envisaged that something like th...
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Funny story: BNP almost as popular as Paris Hilten

BNP almost as popular as Paris Hilten

Paris Hilten is slighlty ahead today in a popularity contest with the BNP. Since publication, Spoof articles relating to Hilten and the BNP have received significantly higher numbers than any other articles with Hilten pipping the far right party...
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Funny story: Met Top Cop Withdraws Racism Claims £££

Met Top Cop Withdraws Racism Claims £££

Police Asst. Commissionaire Tupac Guffur has today sold his principles for a large amount of cash. 'Now that I've received a huge pay-off from the Met, I no longer think they are a bit racialist' he said. In what was being lauded as one of the gre...
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Funny story: Stealth Taxes?...You Wish!

Stealth Taxes?...You Wish!

That's the message from Trainee Chancellor Alistair Darling today after he announced the revitalisation of 19th Century style Press Gangs to roam around the UK raising funds for the Government coffers. 'The plan is to position teams near cashpoint...
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Funny story: BNP Membership List Shocker!

BNP Membership List Shocker!

The release of the BNP's membership details on the internet has revealed some unexpected names. Top of the unexpected list is Prime Chancellor Gordon Browne. When Asked, the Rt Hon Mr Browne said 'OK - it's a fair cop, I've been with them for year...
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Funny story: Stabbings at O2 Music Event

Stabbings at O2 Music Event

Three people were stabbed at the 'Urban Music' Awards at the O2 Arena yesterday in what police have described as 'an unsurprising knife related event'. Usually there is strict security at the venue - even to the extent that when you visit the cine...
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Funny story: Children in Need is 'as boring as Fu*k' - It's Official!

Children in Need is 'as boring as Fu*k' - It's Official!

After 255 years of ruining the whole of a Friday night TV entertainment each year, the Big Bottom Broadcasting Company has finally conceded that it's annual 'Children in Need' monopolisation of the BBBC1 airwaves is 'as boring as fu*k'. Terry Wigo...
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Funny story: The FA Bollo*ks the Big 4!

The FA Bollo*ks the Big 4!

Arsenal, Chelsea and Liverpool football clubs have been called into FA headquarters to '...explain what the fu*k they are playing at'. FA Chaiman Brian Balddick called an urgent meeting with the Owners and Managers of the clubs concerned to get t...
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Funny story: 'Racist Shock Jock' called me a 'Dirty Fu*king Foreign Cu*t'!

'Racist Shock Jock' called me a 'Dirty Fu*king Foreign Cu*t'!

Radio Shock Jock Chris Moylze was today embroiled in a bitter race row that is sending shockwaves through the Big Bottom Broadcasting Company (BBBC) only days after one of his colleagues was sacked from her show in similar circumstances. Iamafta S...
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Funny story: Doctors Kill Patients...Again!

Doctors Kill Patients...Again!

In another shocking blunder, it was revealed today that doctors at 4 different hospitals in Kent failed to spot a patient whose head was completely decapitated from his body. 'It's absolutely disgusting' said a hospital cleaner this morning as she...
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Funny story: Jeremy Clarkeson Involved in Shock Shooting!

Jeremy Clarkeson Involved in Shock Shooting!

Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkeson (47) was shot at today by Director General of the BBC Mark Thomson. In dramatic scenes at the Top Gear offices this morning, Jezza was sat at his desk playing with his Matchbox dinky cars contemplating the compl...
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Funny story: Enoch Powell to meet Obama!

Enoch Powell to meet Obama!

As a result of the US elections today, the UK government has today announced that it is going to exhume the remains of Enoch Powell and make a full adult clone of him before January 2009 so that he can formally hand over the 'Whip Hand' to President...
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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Annoys McCains and Palin

Schwarzenegger Annoys McCains and Palin

In a predictable roll-out, Governor of California Arnold Schwartsenegger gave his mono-syllabic public support for Senator McCains and Alaskan PTA Governor Sarah Palein. Schwartsenegger bounded on stage right to thunderous cheers from the assemble...
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Funny story: You can Banksy on it!

You can Banksy on it!

Media promoted street vandal 'Banksy' has been revealed as being none other than one time kids TV presenter Tony Harte. 'I faked my stroke several years ago to get out of my TV commitments so that I could concentrate on defacing public property an...
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Funny story: Tina Fay is Gay for Pay or so they say in the News Today

Tina Fay is Gay for Pay or so they say in the News Today

Tina Fay, part-time Saturday Night Live Sarah Palein impersonator, has been revealed by news sources nobody has heard of this morning as being a gay porn actress and one time Dr. Seusse ghost-writer. Fay has appeared in literally an unconfirmed nu...
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Funny story: Paris Hilten Shows Her Pussy Flaps to US Presidential Candidates!

Paris Hilten Shows Her Pussy Flaps to US Presidential Candidates!

As a part of her 'fake' presidential campaign, Paris Hilten showed of her Pussy Flaps to the real presidential candidates earlier today in a media frenzy that has bored the world. Hilten, best known for going out, getting pissed and generally fuck...
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Funny story: Brandy and Woss to Stand Trial at the Hague and Fight 'Telephone Prank' Death Sentence Calls!

Brandy and Woss to Stand Trial at the Hague and Fight 'Telephone Prank' Death Sentence Calls!

Unfunny junkie Russell Brandy and complete tw*t Jonathan Woss will stand trial at The Hague for the Radio 2 prank calls they made to Faulty Towers extra Andrew Suchs. With the announcement by the Beeb this morning that they had referred the case t...
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Obama... Ordinary like us.

Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...

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