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Friday, 7 November 2008

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A Junior Doctor 'On-Call' Yesterday

In another shocking blunder, it was revealed today that doctors at 4 different hospitals in Kent failed to spot a patient whose head was completely decapitated from his body.

'It's absolutely disgusting' said a hospital cleaner this morning as she mopped the floors with a fresh bucket of MRSA, 'if it's not hospital infections that are killing people off - it's them bloody junior doctors not being able to see a head is detached from the body'.

Following on from the recent event where doctors failed to spot a broken back after wee Jock McAlkie (79) presented himself at two different hospitals, health commentators have said that this is the worst case of medical incompetence they have encountered since doctors at the scene of the Princess Diana crash in Paris prescribed her a couple of painkillers and asked her to see them in the morning if she didn't feel any better.

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