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Topics: Paris Hilton, BNP

Thursday, 27 November 2008

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Blond woman with nice ar*e who is still not Paris Hilton again today

Paris Hilten is slighlty ahead today in a popularity contest with the BNP.

Since publication, Spoof articles relating to Hilten and the BNP have received significantly higher numbers than any other articles with Hilten pipping the far right party to the post - which has given the blonde airhead a cunning idea.

'I'm signing up for the BNP today' she said to assembled papparazi 'In fact i'm thinking of changing my name to BNP Hilten to really cash in on the idea - although I think there is a petrol company with a name like that already'.

The BNP reaction was positive with a spokesman saying 'Lovely, she's just what we need - a bit of a looker in our female ranks because let's face it, the women we attract are right munters'.

Paris can be seen signing copies of her new book 'Dummies for Dummies' in all branches of Woolworths next week - although dates are subject to change or likely cancellation.

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