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Clinton Proclaims: "I am NOT a monster"

Funny story: Clinton Proclaims: "I am NOT a monster"

At a press conference earlier this evening, presidential contender Hillary Clinton proclaimed herself to be, "not a monster, monster-like, or in any way related to monsters (with the possible exception of Bill who is, to be fair, merely a predat...

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Bush pardons Hitler

Funny story: Bush pardons Hitler

Just hours after pardoning Scooter Libby, President George Bush announced that he would be pardoning Adolf Hitler and freeing him from Hell.

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Bush Relocates White House

Funny story: Bush Relocates White House

In a surprise move today, White House Spokesmen announced that President George Bush had decided to relocate the White House and its staff to Albania.

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Bush Deploys Troops to United Nations

Funny story: Bush Deploys Troops to United Nations

The White House announced early this evening that President George W. Bush today deployed troops to the United Nations. Citing unrest and the harboring of WMD's (Weapons of Mass Delusion), President Bush brought down the full fury of the United S...

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Bush Mobilizes Troops for Border Control

Funny story: Bush Mobilizes Troops for Border Control

Washington, DC -- In a move democrats decry as an attempt to win favor with his conservative base, President George Bush today mobilized The Girl Scouts of America and The Boy Scouts of America to patrol the borders and stem the flow of illegal immig...

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White House Announces New Immigration Policy

Funny story: White House Announces New Immigration Policy

Washington D.C. -- With new immigration legislation deadlocked in Congress, the White House today announced that immigration policies will now be decided by a joint Homeland Security Agency/FEMA/NSA panel to be named by President George W. Bush.

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Bush Taps Bin Laden for FEMA Post

Funny story: Bush Taps Bin Laden for FEMA Post

Washington, DC -- President Bush has appointed Osama Bin Laden to fill the vacant seat as the head of FEMA. To rebut recent charges of bungling and mismanagement in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, President Bush wanted a "take charge kinda guy&qu...

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Bush to Gulf Waters: "This is War"

Funny story: Bush to Gulf Waters: "This is War"

While being questioned by reporters Sunday morning, President George W. Bush announced that the American government will "hunt down and capture" the gulf waters responsible for the attack on New Orleans.

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WMD: A State Of Mind Over Matter

Funny story: WMD: A State Of Mind Over Matter

Washington, D.C. President George Bush announced today that the weapons of mass destruction believed to be in Iraq were, in fact, only in Sadda...

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Liberal Democrats at Risk for Anxiety

Funny story: Liberal Democrats at Risk for Anxiety

From the Journal of Studies in Applied Anxiety:...

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Statue of Liberty Leaves New York in Protest

NEW YORK, NY - Governor Pataki confirmed rumors that the Statue of Liberty had left her pedestal and was breast stroking across open ocean in protest of New York's hosting of the Republican Convention.

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Bush Denies Allegations: "I Am Not To Blame!"

Funny story: Bush Denies Allegations: "I Am Not To Blame!"

Washington, D.C. President George W. Bush today denied allegations that his campaign remains directly responsible for the Swift Boat ads aimed...

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FEMA Offers Aid

Funny story: FEMA Offers Aid

dateline Florida FEMA officials today brought relief to the ravaged counties of Florida in the form of preprepared ballots. With houses and li...

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Republican's Worry: Bush Loses Debate to Stem Cell

Funny story: Republican's Worry: Bush Loses Debate to Stem Cell

Washington, D.C. Returning to the White House after a day spent comforting victims of the hurricane in Florida, President Bush was drawn into a...

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Bush Prepares for Republican Convention

The White House revealed today that President George W. Bush had been admitted to Walter Reed hospital. Originally slated for an outpatient procedure, Doctor Billy Bobbitt Boudreaux elected to keep the ailing President for an overnight observation.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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