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Funny story: Nigella helps to lick rampant inflation

Nigella helps to lick rampant inflation

It seems that not only have the TV cookery shows shown us how to eat great tasting food, they have taught us to eat frugally too. Delia Smith's programme showing how to 'cheat' at cooking and Nigella Lawson's show which includes many off-the-she...

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Funny story: Nigella's Kids are Fed Up

Nigella's Kids are Fed Up

It was revealed last night that the children of celebrity TV chef Nigella Lawson are fed up with their mother's cooking. Speaking on a rare interview on CBBC, Cosima Lawson (14) and Bruno (12) complained that life in the Lawson household was not like...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin & Nigella Launch Alaskan Fur Fashion Line

Sarah Palin & Nigella Launch Alaskan Fur Fashion Line

Bear Trap, Alaska - America and Britain's two most powerful female media figures have teamed up to launch an exclusive range of luxury furs. Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin often touted her hunting abilities during her campaign for the American Vice-...

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Funny story: DeGeneres - Nigella Ruined My Wedding

DeGeneres - Nigella Ruined My Wedding

Friends of celebrity lesbians Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi report that the rug-munching pair are "outraged" that their star spangled celebrity wedding on Saturday was "ruined" when British raven-haired temptress, Nigella Lawson, ate one of Hil...

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Funny story: Nigella Lawson publishes sexual cookbook

Nigella Lawson publishes sexual cookbook

Curvaceous culinary vixen, Nigella Lawson, has launched a new revolutionary cook book - the Kitchen Kama Sutra - where she combines new recipes with adventurous sexual positions.

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Funny story: Nigella Lawson's breasts on the web for free - and they are hot!

Nigella Lawson's breasts on the web for free - and they are hot!

Nigella Lawson, voluptuous cook, has declared that she is to put her breasts on the web for absolutely no charge - and she particularly hopes that men will take up the offer.

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Funny story: First sign of trouble and it's the old folks home for Nigella vow kids

First sign of trouble and it's the old folks home for Nigella vow kids

London - (Fat Arse Mess): Simpering corpulent TV cook Nigella Lawson's children have hit back at their Scrooge mother's vow to disinherit them from her tight-fisted estate by promising "to throw her in a seedy local authority old folks h...

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Funny story: Nigella stole TV recipes after egging on by JK Rowling

Nigella stole TV recipes after egging on by JK Rowling

BBC TV Center - (Bad Ass Mess): Bloated TV cook and desperate wannabe celeb Nigella Lawson has been outed as a thief after stealing all the recipes in her BBC show following encouragement by serial plagiarist and childrens' story thief JK Rowling...

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Funny story: Antonella Barba And Nigella Lawson In Sizzling Photoshoot Sensation

Antonella Barba And Nigella Lawson In Sizzling Photoshoot Sensation

The world's two most famous women whose parents obviously wanted boys when they were born, Nigella Lawson and Antonella Barba, are reported to have signed a sizzling exclusive picture deal with a top magazine.

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Funny story: Big Two Come To Blows In Blue Peter Garden

Big Two Come To Blows In Blue Peter Garden

The Spoof can report on a sensational scrap that took place today between the former queen of TV cheffery and the new younger, and some say, more glamorous pretender.

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Funny story: Nigella Lawson and Ronald McDonald to divorce

Nigella Lawson and Ronald McDonald to divorce

"It just wasn't working out between us" claimed Nigella, 73, emerging from the solicitors office with Ronald McDonald. "I was on the bounce from John (Diamond, her previous husband who died a few years ago, was a top journalist and to whom this r...

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